Burn Some Money.

The scenario: You’re invited to a private yacht party. All the v.vips are there, you are a nobody and all they drink are caviar.

The solution: Whip out these babies and start a fire while saying “Brrrr…is it me or is it a bloody damn cold night?”

These money fire starters are coated with slow-burning wax that will continue to burn till you get the fire started. Available online. Get burning you moneyfags.

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