Mr Malique » Weird

Stranger danger!

Mr Malique — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:45:33 +0000

What would you do if a random dude (stranger danger!) pops into your house and start lying on your bed?
I’d kick that son of a ***** out!!

Meet Prager, Mr nice guy, also one of the founders of Revision 3; my favourite internet tv network.

A drunk crazy ass dude stepped into his place, used the bathroom and conked out on his bed! Yes wtf! And Prager was being all nice…well too nice! I’d practice krav maga on him and call the cops. But the dude seemed harmless. Watch the clip, its hilarious! Seems like the crazy dude was on something…he couldnt speak well, he didnt know why he was there, etc.

Part 1
Part 2

I want to see this discussed on the next episode of diggnation! ..and hope this wasn’t staged at all, its too funneh.

Pet Delivery Service

Mr Malique — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:08:28 +0000

Damn, i gotta migrate to Indonesia! Remember the real life photoshop?
Nice one, super clever, get the message across…LOVE IT!

….but i don’t want my cat to be delivered like that. hahah..

Advertising Agency: Bates141, Jakarta, Indonesia
Photographer: Evelyn Pritt
Retoucher: Heru Suryoko
Executive Creative Director: Hendra Lesmono
Art Director: Ulva Prinka Tulip, Tommy Siagian
Copywriter: Laura Marina

Canon’s inbuilt tripod

Mr Malique — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:52:17 +0000

Agency: Armstrong & Asociados, Santiago
Creative Director: Marcelo Quintana
Art Director: Nicolás Fracchia
Copywriter: Philip Honeyman
Illustrator: Ricardo Hitschfield
Photographer: Colin Anderson

Adobe Photoshop CS4

Mr Malique — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:45:58 +0000

As real as it gets! Brilliant!

Agency: Bates141, Indonesia

Clever Canon Advertisement

Mr Malique — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:22:16 +0000

Canon, paperjam no more.

Agency: Daehong Communications, Seoul
Art Director: Kim, Junghwa
Copywriter: Lee, Kikwan

Burn Some Money.

Mr Malique — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:59:34 +0000

The scenario: You’re invited to a private yacht party. All the v.vips are there, you are a nobody and all they drink are caviar.

The solution: Whip out these babies and start a fire while saying “Brrrr…is it me or is it a bloody damn cold night?”

These money fire starters are coated with slow-burning wax that will continue to burn till you get the fire started. Available online. Get burning you moneyfags.

Mouse Soap

Mr Malique — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:15:35 +0000

For a geeky wash, click on the dirty area and lather.
Repeat if necessary. Or if you think you’re a naughty, dirty lil geek.

The mouse soap is definitely water-proof, and runs on USB. No wait, you don’t need that. Use it like how you’d use a normal bar of soap.
Just don’t drop it, aight?

Created by Taiwan base company, Yeduo. Not sure if this is in retail, but i do hope they ship internationally.

Digital Toaster

Mr Malique — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:00:08 +0000

I hate breakfast (although breakfast is super important your body went without food or drink for the past 7+- hours of sleep please read more about it batteries not included) cos breakfast is not fun. It is the sign of ‘oh, after this you’re slaving yourself to the corporate world dumbass!’ or ‘long boring day at school muahahha’. Whichever applies to you, yeah?

Fret no more. Have breakfast the fun way with the digital image toaster by Inseq Design.
Now should i have Spave Invader or Darth Vader for breakfast?

Paddy is funneh..

Mr Malique — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:45:58 +0000

Blog2u is undergoing a major aesthetics change and i’m lovin’ it, McLovin’!

The branding is outstanding and the color scheme really suits the business. Kudos Paddy Tan!

He’s going commando and revealing an ‘open concept’ to blog2u’s major revamp. So drop by everyday and see the changes. But what catches my attention is the dummy text placement on the site. You gotta check it out. Hilarious!

Now that’s an outing i wanna attend!!! SHARKS BABY!

and oh, Happy April Fool’s.

Stop!

Mr Malique — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:28:55 +0000

Stop, Hammer time!

Click here to view the embedded video.

Here’s something to ease the Monday Blues away. The boy’s got groove!
Go get ‘em!

Crocodile in a can.

Mr Malique — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:58:23 +0000

It is cooked so all you need to do is open the can, heat and it is best served with steamed jasmine rice.

No kidding, yo! Edible brings you canned Green Crocodile Curry.
While stocks last dudes..going at 12GDP per can. Now that’s exotic and expensive.

Someone please say wtf.