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How To Crash a Co-Workers Computer

 Filed under: Haha, How To, Tech Talk | Author: Mr Malique. | Article posted on June 16, 2007


5 easy steps to being the most hated colleague.

Memory Fragmentation: Do you often see the message, “System is dangerously low in resources” If so you are probably suffering Memory Fragmentation.

  1. Open notepad
  2. type “start crash.bat” -newline “close” (newline meaning pressing the enter button once)
  3. file> save as..name the file “open.bat”
  4. make colleague open the file
  5. Laugh.

Don’t do it on your own pentium 3 pc. If you insist, while its crashing press Ctrl-C.

Good luck, and please tender your resignation on Monday.

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  1. Tish Said,

    Hahaha!! Does this actually work? Sorry, I don’t know peecees much. But if it does, I’m so gonna do it on my AE.

    But thennnnn… WIll he lose all his files? Hmm..

        
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  3. Faddy Said,

    ok i wanna try but i takot something happen to my com. I WILL DIE. hahahha. what happens eh?

        
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  5. pyok Said,

    gosh, this is just so wrong.

        
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  7. gladiator Said,

    One other way is offer your co workers with good applications containing spywares and viruses. One good virus is time bounded virus which will strike the least you expect.

        
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  9. Haksmic Said,

    dang! i wanted to try it first but then again, my lappie’s my one true love. can’t bear to hurt her. haha..

        
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  11. noi Said,

    ouh mai god!

    *rub palms together and looking at abg mamal’s laptop*
    mauahhahahahahahaah!!!!

        
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  13. noi Said,

    argh!! u up there hakim!!
    i noe u, baybeh!

        
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  15. Mr Malique Said,
    its basically opens up an unlimited number of ms-dos prompt windows until your computer cannot take it and says “ok im shutting down!!”

    i’ll try to get a video tutorial online soon. :)

        
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  17. Tish Said,

    u made a tutorial on how to crash someone’s com? LOL!

        

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