I read this joke somewhere last week. Heres how the joke went.
Bono was in a concert, performing. He suddenly stopped singing and started clapping slowly.
*Clap* 2seconds *Clap* repeat
And he says,“Everytime i clap, a child dies in Africa due to famine”
Then someone in the crowd shouted, “Then fcuking stop it!!!”
Now you tell me, was that funny?
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Bro… the joke’s in bad taste… kids dying in Africa? Ha ha.. no wonder they didn’t laugh.
hahaha no lah i actually found it kinda funny. it’s not abt the kids dying in africa. i think he’s at a fundraising event for african kids right?
the joke is in the reaction of the audience, who thought that by stopping the clapping, kids in africa will stop dying.
mic: but thats the point…ok i failed.
daphne: yeay, daphne got the joke!!
Thats a fine form of dark humour
ICHC fans rock. that’s why.
I can laugh at the bimbo in the crowd.. but the whole dark humour thing is not really something that would make me burst out in laughter.
Anyways, you don’t really “lose it” like Austin’s mojo, you just need … another better joke (besides changing colleagues of course)
Lets not lets that this matter taken so lightLy….
Innocent kids & baby are suffering… TheY are dying. Lets us fortuanate one educated & practice safe seX…!!!
WahaMacam… So gi gEylang tu pakai la “rubberDOM!”
hehe ‘_”
*pat pat*
Don’t be too sad. Its common to crack jokes that people feel offended/no funny.
Eh! Funny what … where got not funny?
*clap … 2 sec pause … clap … 2 sec pause*
Malique you’re not losing it …. Bono’s the one who’s lost it. U2 no nice oredy!! I is donch like!
Moderately funny, good play with words, I give it 6.5/10
Clap…Clap… Clap… (that makes it 3 more right?)
with great power, comes great responsibility
looks like you’ve been misusing that power .. now no more
seek yoda for help my fellow jedi
Are you mad or what mr malique… hahah!!! funny lah!!!
bro.. it is blardy funny ok..
I would have laughed in Bono’s face!! Hahahah..
Honestly I would have reacted e same way as the guy!
Hah! I get what Bono was trying to say. It’s just a misinterpretation. But honestly, not very funny leh…
BOO, MALIQUE! BOO!
whahah….
the audience sounds like either jessica simpsons or kelso from that 70s show…
airhead sia.
u mean all of ur colleague dont getit??
i mean, cmon… at least 1 should be able to catch it???
apparently my colleagues don’tknow who bono is and what he does.
oh well~
Malique, its not that you’re not funny, you’re just telling it to the wrong audience.
And believe me darling, this is quote-worthy.
Haha!
they donno bono!!!
nowae!
yes way.
tish: wrong audience, i think so too.