Im numero uno, baby!
Im number 1 on technorati baby! Eat your heart out Engadget/Gizmodo/BoingBoing!
I shall freeze this moment with a screen capture and maybe print it out on 8R and frame it and place it on some ugly wall!
So Mr. Malique got into the top 100 of technorati. Well better, he’s ranked #1!
How did he do it?
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Be the top blogger in the whole wide web today! What are you waiting for? I accept Visa/Master/WTF and paypal. No Nets please. Fees too high. 
(Its a bug people, apparently everyone is Ranked #1 on Technorati. Someone please send a team of highly trained monkeys to the rescue. Thanks.)
To my faithful Friday Box leechers (yes, all 5 of you), the box is out of stock. Mama shop close.
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Toast. Yum!
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
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Awesome 6 year old!
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I’d love to hang out with her and talk about star wars or something. “maaagic..i am a secret agent…we’re in Hawaii!” this one takes the cake. “i’m her mom no she’s not.“ You, young lady, is awsummmm! Share and Enjoy: If you enjoyed this post, go ahead and subscribe!
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Remember the kid from the dentist visit? a.k.a “is this real life” Well of course it got digg‘ed. So what happens when it appears on digg? Bohemian Rhapsody, of course!! This is why i love digg. LOVE IT! Share and Enjoy: If you enjoyed this post, go ahead and subscribe!
Pet Delivery Service
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Damn, i gotta migrate to Indonesia! Remember the real life photoshop? Nice one, super clever, get the message across…LOVE IT! ….but i don’t want my cat to be delivered like that. hahah.. Advertising Agency: Bates141, Jakarta, Indonesia Photographer: Evelyn Pritt Retoucher: Heru Suryoko Executive Creative Director: Hendra Lesmono Art Director: Ulva Prinka Tulip, Tommy Siagian
Creative Cupcakes
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Is this real life?
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about 4 years ago
eh apa dah kedai mama tutup? bukak lah balik. mana ada kedai mama lagi yang jual friday box…
about 4 years ago
kedai mamak tutup nvm.
there’ll always be sheng siong and cheers.
about 4 years ago
aww yanni.
noi, they are not authorised distributors of The Friday Box!
about 4 years ago
asal tutup? anyway haha terperanjat skit tengok #1. would be a BIGGGGGGGG celebration if that really happens man!
about 4 years ago
i aso #1 … can share the spot w u tak
but only for few moments jer … keke
about 4 years ago
Hahaha!! Woot! Way to go bro… Ey, btw, leechers? Aku terasa hokay…