Mr Malique spanks a monkey
Today i spanked a monkey. Not any monkey. Not those you see at Bukit Timah nature reserve. Not those you see in the Zoo. Today, i spanked hard. Very hard. And he deserved it.
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about 4 years ago
Say “spank the monkey” better say bright2 hor! (cakap biar terang). Wait people think u spank the other “monkey”!
about 4 years ago
SAY BRIGHT BRIGHT!
about 4 years ago
hahaha, I think you know very well what “spanking the monkey” means.
Great choice on the title!
about 4 years ago
hahah, it wasn’t meant to be portrayed that way. but hey i caught your attention didn’t i
about 4 years ago
haha linkbait alert
about 4 years ago
hehe coming from the guru himself.
Catchy titles are good for traffic
about 4 years ago
lolzz.. I thought you were in a zoo or something. Must be fun to spank someone ehh…
about 4 years ago
A really creative method to lead users to the arcade corner. Poor monkey …
about 4 years ago
And of course, I called the SPCA. Dang, now I have to tell them it’s a false alarm!
about 4 years ago
Hey Malique…
Wow… WOw… Wow… yr new template really make me proud of u!
Cool, urban & classy…
Eh, can i have the same template too?
about 4 years ago
Hahaha. I really thot you spanked THAT monkey siak!!! Hahahha. Spanked so HARD some more!!!
I was thinking.. boy this Mr Malique got issues la! Hahahahha…
about 4 years ago
For the record..
I spanked him at 287 miles per hour.. Hahahaah!!
about 4 years ago
dramamama: False alarm!!
ed: 287 miles per hour, you beat me. you make bunny sad.
about 4 years ago
budiey: thank you for the nice comments. hey great idea! maybe i’ll release a wordpress theme.
about 4 years ago
hey love the site. but u almost made me choke on my biscuit earlier with the post title.
about 4 years ago
pinkyjumbo: hey thanks for dropping by!
about 4 years ago
I spanked the monkey too to release my anger to those doing monkey business. How I wish I could do it more than 100 miles per hour.
about 4 years ago
Gladiator: i believe you can do it. think like yoda. be like yoda.
(gosh what am i saying)