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No petrol? Steal some!

 Filed under: Haha, News, Weird | Author: Mr Malique. | Article posted on August 1, 2007


petrol theft! watch your petrol!

I’m back from my prata breakfast and i got a weird/funny/haha shock at the carpark.

Some motorist pasted this note on every exit of the multistory carpark. (yeah i checked. i lost 2 kilos now)

Lemme quote/unquote this very angry bike owner.

Some bastards are stealing petrol from motor bikes.
Please. Be aware!
Please. Make a police report.
Can buy bike but can’t buy petrol!

Love that last line! He could be a stand up comedian.

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  1. tstar Said,

    hahaha! extremely funny! =D but that person is really a bastard! and the guy who posted this sure made a lot of effort to write many pieces and post at every exit.

        
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  3. eddyboi Said,

    wahahha… what makes the writer think its a bastard??? why not bitches??? wahahahha…

        
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  5. Mr Malique Said,

    eh eddy. possible! good job good citizen!

        
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  7. Brennan Said,

    Forgive that guy man. He’s probably on a motorbike mission to the moon.

        
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  9. Daphne Said,

    LOL maybe its a student lah.. and maybe he/she is very broke.. poor student. possible? hehe.

        
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  11. Mr Malique Said,
    that is unberiverable!
    - Jo Koy
        
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  13. noi Said,

    how?
    use straw is it?

        
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  15. yanni Said,

    so cheap skate… must be singaporeans or the foreigners… petrol expensive, then dont ride lah!!! hahhah!!!

        
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  17. Kenny Said,

    ROFL.

    Here’s a top tip if you want to get more petrol for your buck.

    The trick is to pump petrol early in the morning, when the temperatures are lower. This is because petrol is denser at lower temperatures. This means you can more petrol into your car/bike.

        
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  19. moby Said,

    Could be an environmental extremist anarchist … errr … robot, emptying all the petrol from other motorists to prevent them from clogging the atmosphere with horrible exhaust fumes.

    Bastard robots!!

        
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  21. ridj Said,

    i think ah… this must be the work of the vespa girl. vespa vespa vespa ey ey ey ey…

        
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  23. Mr Malique Said,
    UNBERIVERABLE!
        
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  25. Tish Said,

    ehhh… this is getting so rampant larrr… I better get kembes for mine..

        
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  27. uncle sha Said,

    wats the world coming to!

    wat next … steal my donut?

        
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  29. Mr Malique Said,
    tish, whats kembes?

    sha, no more donuts for you! *steals donut*

        

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