Posts tagged Haha
The scenario: You’re invited to a private yacht party. All the v.vips are there, you are a nobody and all they drink are caviar. 😛
The solution: Whip out these babies and start a fire while saying “Brrrr…is it me or is it a bloody damn cold night?”
These money fire starters are coated with slow-burning wax that will continue to burn till you get the fire started. Available online. Get burning you moneyfags.
..so i’m gonna buy some! At 50 cents a ‘pop!
Meet the Fun-O-Meter, ideas at a very good price. Jake Bronstein, the creator, is amazingly clever.
Imagine how this can be developed further. I smell guerilla marketing. *hint hint*
For a geeky wash, click on the dirty area and lather.
Repeat if necessary. Or if you think you’re a naughty, dirty lil geek.
Twitter is sick. No updates through twhirl, twits are missing, IM twits disable, pagi disabled. The bird is sick!
Hope you recover soon, Twitty.