Posts tagged How To
How to Pimp your WordPress login page
Jun 22nd
Aren’t you bored of your login page over and over and over again? Well i am!
So i have decided to pimp my login page. Here’s a quick tutorial on that.
3 easy steps to Pimp!
- Locate the background image. You would have to go through the css then the this the that those. To make this world a better place to live, i have included the path to that background. Replace YOURDOMAIN with, yes, your domain.
http://www.YOURDOMAIN.com/wp-admin/images/login-bkg-tile.gif
- Edit the image on photoshop or your preferred graphics editor. Pimp the upper part of the graphic, pimp it hard!!!
- Save over the file, upload it back to wp-admin/images. You have been officially pimped!
That was easy wasn’t it? Just a lil note, this tutorial is applicable to only WordPress.org users, not .com
Live demo
Till then, be good. Mr Malique, Out!
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What would you do?
Jun 20th
What would you do if you’re stranded in a certain situation, with no resources to survive. Question is, how would you survive? Let me show you how. McGyver-wannabes out there, watch and learn!
Lets just say im stranded on an island, with no phones, no communication, no nothing. First off, i must say im lucky that i watched Lost, Cast Away, Survivor and (insert other cliche movie here). I’d need 3 essential things to get me through. Shelter, Food, Entertainment. The first two is obvious, but why entertainment, you asked? So that i won’t go loco. *cues in Gnarls Barkley’s – Crazy*
If I’m stuck alone on a deserted island, i need something to keep my mind/brain/whatever’s left running and functioning.
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How To Crash a Co-Workers Computer
Jun 16th
5 easy steps to being the most hated colleague.
- Open notepad
- type “start crash.bat” -newline “close” (newline meaning pressing the enter button once)
- file> save as..name the file “open.bat”
- make colleague open the file
- Laugh.
Don’t do it on your own pentium 3 pc. If you insist, while its crashing press Ctrl-C.
Good luck, and please tender your resignation on Monday.
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How to catch a big fly
May 17th
- First, you sneak up to the victim.
- Get a bright color swatter
- SPLATTT!!
ok, ok i was bored. but hey, at least i took a break. i Need a break!
And check out my new desk, all cluttered and messy.
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